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| Author | Cecilia Granados |
| Date | 17/05/23/22:48 |
| Hit Count | 1222 |
| TRUMP BOASTS THAT HIS IMPEACHMENT WILL GET HIGHER TV RATINGS THAN ALL OTHER IMPEACHMENTS
By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)�In an interview with NBC�s Lester Holt, Donald Trump boasted that, if he is impeached, the television ratings will be higher than those of any other impeachment in history. �Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I am impeached, they�re going to watch it,� he said. �The ratings are going to be through the roof.� He said that he expected his impeachment ratings to be �many, many times� the size of the audience for Bill Clinton�s impeachment, in 1998. �It�s not even going to be close,� Trump said. �The ratings for Bill Clinton�s impeachment were a joke.� Asked about the recent impeachment of the former South Korean President Park Geun-hye, Trump said, �Did anyone even watch that one? That was Korea. Nobody cares.� As for the impeachment of Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff, he said, �I didn�t hear about that one. I don�t follow Brazil. I like Argentina. I saw �Evita� many, many times. Andrew Lloyd Webber did a great job. Millions and millions of people loved it. But that was a Broadway show, not an impeachment.� Even though he anticipates �just terrific� ratings for his impeachment, Trump said that he did not expect the media to provide an honest accounting of his audience size. �They�re going to lie and say that a lot of people who watched my impeachment didn�t watch, and that�s going to be very bad and unfair, but it�s not going to change the fact that my impeachment will be a great impeachment, a really beautiful impeachment,� he said. |