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Humor - Democrat or Republican?
Author John K. Doherty
Date 03/09/12/09:56
Hit Count 746

I was traveling between Phoenix and Chicago the other day and south of

Kansas City when a tire blew out.

Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to

flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the

window, "Need a lift?"

"Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.

"Democrat," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same


Again, I gave the same answer, "Democrat." The driver gave me the finger

and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,

since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few


The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.

She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.

"Republican" I shouted.

"Hop in!" replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman

in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,

and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the

brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?"

she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Republican for

five minutes and, already, I want to screw somebody!"

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