|Robert Naiman email@example.com wrote:
> If you have any better ideas than engaging in politics everyone wants to
> know what they are.
So a Stalinist walks into a bar. Finds the bartender, who is a
Democrat, nailing his hand to the bar, at a place where, incidentally,
he won't be able to reach the beer taps with the free hand.
Stalinist says, "Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?" Bartender rounds
on him with countenance full of pain and fury and snarls
"Fuck you! You got a BETTER idea?"