|I was under the impression that this was not only a forum among economic peers but also a forum among friends so in an atempt to bring a smile to everyones face and encourage you to keep visiting this wonderful learing tool (just in case the economic inelect is not a savory as you would like i know that i enjoy every bit of it) here are some jokes that are not as potentially offencive as my last post. enjoy
>Logic from George Carlin
>1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the
>2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
>3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we
>monkeys and apes?
>5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he
knows where all
>the bad girls live.
>6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
>self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would
>7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters
wearing sheets are
>not going as ghosts but as mattresses?
>8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands
>9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest
>there is no woman around to hear him...is he still
>10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens
to kill himself
>is it considered a hostage situation?
>11. Is there another word for synonym?
>12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what
>13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it
>14. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his
>15. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
>16. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they
>will clean them?
>17. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless
>18. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
>19. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he
has the right
>to remain silent?
>20. How do blind people know when they are done
>21. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow
>22. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
>23. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk
>24. How is it possible to have a civil war?
>25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest
>26. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still
>27. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you
>28. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to
have a "S " in
>29. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead
>30. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot
>31. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because
of that song?
>32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
>33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three
times, does he