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| Source | Mitch |
| Date | 01/03/07/23:18 |
| I was under the impression that this was not only a forum among economic peers but also a forum among friends so in an atempt to bring a smile to everyones face and encourage you to keep visiting this wonderful learing tool (just in case the economic inelect is not a savory as you would like i know that i enjoy every bit of it) here are some jokes that are not as potentially offencive as my last post. enjoy
>Logic from George Carlin > >1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. > >2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. > >3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > >4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have >monkeys and apes? > >5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all >the bad girls live. > >6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the >self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the >purpose > >7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are >not going as ghosts but as mattresses? > >8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? > >9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and >there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? > >10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself >is it considered a hostage situation? > >11. Is there another word for synonym? > >12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do >practice? > >13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? > >14. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? > >15. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? > >16. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone >will clean them? > >17. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? > >18. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? > >19. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right >to remain silent? > >20. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? > >21. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? > >22. What was the best thing before sliced bread? > >23. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other >people. > >24. How is it possible to have a civil war? > >25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? > >26. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? > >27. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? > >28. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S " in >it? > >29. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of >"assteroids"? > >30. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? > >31. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? > >32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? > >33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he >become disoriented? |
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